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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve seen that cow before….. 

(Source: wiscodiesel)

congragulation:

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

(Source: xstevemurphy)

Pun Porn …

rneerkat:

the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks

(Source: rneerkat)

PUN PORN …

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 

PUN PORN …

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at …. 

PUN PORN …

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 

Pun Porn …

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?” 

PUN PORN

The pianist lived an Upright life, but it wasn’t Grand. No matter how I tried to Spinet, I couldn’t Console him.

PUN PORN

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.”

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “ They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.” 

(Source: oli-pop)

PUN PORN

A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre.

It was a bonding experience.

PUN PORN …

So, the news is reporting that all the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen.

It seems as if the police have nothing to go on.

PUN PORN

(Source: balexan-der)

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