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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at ….
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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The pianist lived an Upright life, but it wasn’t Grand. No matter how I tried to Spinet, I couldn’t Console him.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “ They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
(Source: oli-pop)
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A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre.
It was a bonding experience.
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So, the news is reporting that all the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen.
It seems as if the police have nothing to go on.
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(Source: balexan-der)
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can’t put it down.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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How do you wake Lady Gaga up from a nap?
p-p-p-poke her face.
How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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What is a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
